i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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