bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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