Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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