hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We were destined to go to rehab together
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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