she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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