3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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