We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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