I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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