Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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