i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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