So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We are two peas in an std pod
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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