How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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