I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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