I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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