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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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