Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
