you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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