the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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