i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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