But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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