ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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