Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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