you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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