we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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