Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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