"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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