we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
