The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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