why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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