I will die if light touches me.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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