He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Randomize
