Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
