i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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