i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
He is an equal opportunity slut.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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