he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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