It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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