I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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