I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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