Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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