Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
