So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
