How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
a search helicopter?!
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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