id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
i believe in u and ur pee
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