We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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