Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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