so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It's never too late to be topless.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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