I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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