It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Randomize
