what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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