ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
People in love make me want to vomit
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Randomize
